"You can’t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you"
"LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red…"
"Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!"
fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about
another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
gross im going to this party/function thing tonight and i actually have to get out of bed and dress like a girl
— (via adhoorikahani)
Trying to explain that Buffy The Vampire Slayer isn’t about vampires is difficult to get across.
this is my future
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know