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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

aang-banged:

l0llygagger:

gregorynalbone:

Gregory Nalbone photographed by Stanley Stellar

thats not ok

#assgoals

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(Source: urbancatfitters)

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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thetowndrugdealer:

S/o to my period for helping me understand what it probably feels like to repeatedly shove razors up my vagina

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

  • defense lawyer: sweetie(:
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